I’m not hungry. I’m regulating

$38.00

Size S M L XL

Color Black White

Printed for you after you order — 2 to 7 business days, then shipped.

Please choose your size carefully — each piece is printed when you order, so we can't process exchanges or returns for size. Not sure? Ask us.

I’m not hungry. I’m regulating.

Fitted, ribbed, deliberately small. The line sits where someone would have to be standing near you to read it.

New sentences, as we write them.