I’m not leaving. I’m malfunctioning nearby - Hoodie - For Introverts
S / Dark Heather
$50.00
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Hoodie
I’m not leaving. I’m malfunctioning nearby
$50.00
Size guide
Check before you order — printed to order, so sizes can't be exchanged. Garment measurements in inches, tolerance 1.5 in.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve from center back | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Printed for you after you order — 2 to 7 business days, then shipped.
Please choose your size carefully — each piece is printed when you order, so we can't process exchanges or returns for size. Not sure? Ask us.
I’m not leaving. I’m malfunctioning nearby.
For the days that ask more than they show. The line sits above the pocket, small, where you can see it looking down.